More Runaway Cow... Now With Humpies In Your Lunchbox!!

Another week of Runaway Cow online!
Last week I had one hell of a time sharing the "Humpies" track from Soundcloud.  This week, “I Wanna Make Humpies In Your Lunchbox” is currently on the Runaway Cow fan page for all to listen to and/or download.  You have to admit its a fun song.  A fan of the band, Grant Teichert, says that this jaunty tune is a “wonderfully surreal love song.”  Where "Humpies" is playful and silly, it's not a children's song... it's about shrinking down to two inches tall and climbing into a lunchbox to have sex.  A “wonderfully surreal love song?”  I guess so.
So download "I Wanna Make Humpies In Your Lunchbox" and don't forget "Astro Woman."  She's still in the Music World Radio Top20 Chart, but just barely.  You can go to the website right now and vote for her.  Push her up from #20 and give that fiesty little super heroine some more time on the charts.  Last time, I posted the lyric sheet for "Astro Woman."  That was the real deal, right out of the inside of Long Live The Dork Revolution.  I'll be posting lyrics from Dork Revolution because I have them but the rest will take a little longer.  I want you to know however, that someone is in the process of making lyric sheets for me and the rest will go up as I get them.


"I Wanna Make Humpies In Your Lunchbox"

It's metal
It's yellow
It's kind of small
and that's just what I like
It's got pictures of monster fighting demons
and that's just what I like
I got the magic
to make us get small
Only two inches tall
So we can crawl in and ball.
I wanna make humpies in your lunchbox
I wanna make fat juicy humpies in your lunchbox
“Do you wanna make humpies in my Astro Woman lunchbox?”
“Astro Woman lunchbox?  Golly yes!”
“What about a Brady Bunch lunchbox?”
“A Superchicken lunchbox!”
“I got it.  A Wonder Bra lunchbox”
“Now that's a good idea.”
“Uh, that's a little too big, I think.”
“I wonder, can we get small enough to get in the thermos?”
“Ask the big creator.”
“I would only do it if that's what I could do.”
“I got it.  A Jim Rote and Sacred Moments in Sound lunchbox.”
“Wow!”

“How about a Patsy Cline lunchbox?”
“Or Ella Fitzgerald.”
“Uh huh.”
“Uh huh?  What do you mean uh huh?”
“How about a Virginia Wolf lunchbox?”
“She [Ella Fitzgerald] was a good singer.”
“Yeah.”
“We're having a party.”


There you go... enjoy!



I Want To Make Humpies In Your Lunchbox by Runaway Cow